Does your man spray like a pro?
A couple of days ago, on a girlie night in, our chat turned to tanning (as it often does) and we realised how many of our partners actually tan us.
Poor guys, I wouldn’t like to be in their shoes. I mean look at it from their perspective, yes they get to see you with the lights ‘ON’ half naked but… they are untrained, given an applicator gun filled with dark liquid and asked to spray their not so forgiving girlfriend / wife, correctly, or they dare not think of the consequences…
For the unsung heroes of tanning, I think we need to give them a big ‘Thank you’. Here’s mine, feel free to copy, tag and forward 🙂
My dearest. This is the expression of my love and appreciation for you….
Thank you for putting up with me when I ask to be sprayed at 9pm on a Monday night, when GOT is just about to start. Thank you for putting up with my abrupt instructions to;
‘move the gun faster!’
‘move closer to my skin!’
‘go over that bit again!’
‘you are dripping on the carpet’
‘no you can’t touch me, i’ve just had a tan’
I came to you a broken and pale woman but you changed all that. The bronzed goddess you see before you is testament to your skill and attention to detail (even though you missed the back of my right leg). You could have said it was too much, you could have turned me away – you didn’t.
I want to say so much, but I can hardly find the words. So, I’ll just say that you have shown me true happiness – a perfect spray tan. Thank you!! (same time Monday night?)